Do you know the way to the IOU?
Take every chance you can
'Cause you know it's true
Do you know the way to the IOU?
Take every chance you can
'Cause you know it's true

Alright - Hold tight
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Alright - Hold tight
Come on, come on, come on, come on 

Do you know the way to the IOU?
Take every chance you can
'Cause you know it's true
Do you know the way to the IOU?
Distant memories of a scenic view

Alright - Hold tight
Come on, come on, come on, come on (x2)

Chorus:
You lose... You lose... You lose... You lose!
You lose... You lose... You lose... You lose!

Do you know the way to the IOU?
Take every chance you can
'Cause you know it's true
Do you know the way to the IOU?
Family planning is so good for you...

Alright - Hold tight
Come on, come on, come on, come on (x2)

Chorus:
You lose... You lose... You lose... You lose!
You lose... You lose... You lose... You lose!

Solo 
Do you know the way to the IOU?
Do you know the way to the IOU?
Do you know the way to the IOU?
Do you know the way to the I. O. U...!

Lyrics: L. Heir
Music: L. Heir / C. Munton / B. Lee

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