Jeff he took a trip to - The city by the sea
The only place that he could
Make some money... Yeah!

He simply had a rucksack
And a wallet full of notes
Once he hit the seafront
The wind it hit him by the throat

The gulls they picked his eyes out
The girls they blew his mind
Never seen a face like 
His in such a very long time

Chorus: 
He would tell you - Well he would tell you
Jeff he says it’s fine
He would tell you - Well he would tell you
Does it all the time ... Woo!

Jeff he took a trip to - The city by the sea
And what was in his pocket - Was gonna make him some money
The girls they scratched his shoulders - But the gulls they went right down
'Cause he’d never get away with - Singin’ ‘Golden Brown’ in such a very small town! 

Chorus:
He would tell you - Well he would tell you - Jeff he says it’s fine
He would tell you - Well he would tell you - Does it all the time!
He would tell you - Well he would tell you - It’s safe to cross the line
He would tell you - Well he would tell you - Does it all the time - Does it all the time-time-time... 
yeah!


Lyrics: L. Heir
Music: L. Heir

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